YOU SAID:
Hey my name is Joe ad I'm a car
INTO JAPANESE
やあ、私の名前はジョー、私は車
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi my name is Joe, I'm a car
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私の名前はジョー、私は車です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, my name is Joe, I'm a car
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私の名前はジョー、私は車です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, my name is Joe, I'm a car
That didn't even make that much sense in English.