YOU SAID:
Hey my cousin is me, do you want to go bowling?
INTO JAPANESE
ちょっと私のいとこは私、ボーリングしてもよろしいですか。
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Hey I'm bowling with my cousin?
INTO JAPANESE
ちょっと私は私のいとことボウリング?
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Hey, I said my cousin bowling?
INTO JAPANESE
ねえ、私は私のいとこは、ボウリングを言ったか。
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Hey, I told my cousin is bowling?
INTO JAPANESE
ねえ、私は私のいとこをボウリングに言った?
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Hey, I said bowling to my cousin?
INTO JAPANESE
ねえ、私は私のいとこにボウリングが言ったか。
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Hey, I said to my cousin bowling?
INTO JAPANESE
ねえ、私は私のいとこは、ボウリングに言ったか。
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Hey, I told my cousin is bowling?
INTO JAPANESE
ねえ、私は私のいとこをボウリングに言った?
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Hey, I said bowling to my cousin?
INTO JAPANESE
ねえ、私は私のいとこにボウリングが言ったか。
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Hey, I said to my cousin bowling?
INTO JAPANESE
ねえ、私は私のいとこは、ボウリングに言ったか。
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Hey, I told my cousin is bowling?
INTO JAPANESE
ねえ、私は私のいとこをボウリングに言った?
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Hey, I said bowling to my cousin?
INTO JAPANESE
ねえ、私は私のいとこにボウリングが言ったか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey, I said to my cousin bowling?
INTO JAPANESE
ねえ、私は私のいとこは、ボウリングに言ったか。
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Hey, I told my cousin is bowling?
INTO JAPANESE
ねえ、私は私のいとこをボウリングに言った?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey, I said bowling to my cousin?
INTO JAPANESE
ねえ、私は私のいとこにボウリングが言ったか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey, I said to my cousin bowling?
INTO JAPANESE
ねえ、私は私のいとこは、ボウリングに言ったか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey, I told my cousin is bowling?
INTO JAPANESE
ねえ、私は私のいとこをボウリングに言った?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey, I said bowling to my cousin?
INTO JAPANESE
ねえ、私は私のいとこにボウリングが言ったか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey, I said to my cousin bowling?
INTO JAPANESE
ねえ、私は私のいとこは、ボウリングに言ったか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey, I told my cousin is bowling?
INTO JAPANESE
ねえ、私は私のいとこをボウリングに言った?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey, I said bowling to my cousin?
INTO JAPANESE
ねえ、私は私のいとこにボウリングが言ったか。
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