YOU SAID:
Hey momma, my donkey’s kidney is sore from jogging at the store.
INTO JAPANESE
ねえママ、私のロバの腎臓は店でジョギングから痛いです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey Mom, my ass kidney hurts from jogging in the store.
INTO JAPANESE
ねえお母さん、私のお尻の腎臓は店でジョギングで痛いです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey mom, my ass kidney hurts jogging in the store.
INTO JAPANESE
ねえお母さん、私のお尻の腎臓は店でジョギングを痛みます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey mom, my ass kidney hurts jogging in the store.
You should move to Japan!