YOU SAID:

Hey mom, my teacher wouldn’t let me go to the bathroom so I ended up having diarrhea in my pants if you could come picke me up that would be great if not just bring me a whole change of clothes please thank you bye. I can’t believe I just shot myself at school I hope no one noticed.

INTO JAPANESE

ねえお母さん、私の先生は私をトイレに行かせてくれませんので、あなたが私を迎えに来ることができれば、私のズボンに下痢をしました。学校で自分を撃ったなんて信じられない。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hey Mom, my teacher won't let me go to the bathroom, so if you can pick me up, I've had diarrhea in my pants. I can't believe I shot myself at school.

INTO JAPANESE

ねえお母さん、先生は私をトイレに行かせてくれないので、迎えに来てくれるなら、ズボンに下痢がありました。学校で自分を撃ったなんて信じられない。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hey mom, the teacher won't let me go to the bathroom, so if you're going to pick me up, I've had diarrhea in my pants. I can't believe I shot myself at school.

INTO JAPANESE

ねえお母さん、先生は私をトイレに行かせてくれるので、私を迎えに行くつもりなら、ズボンに下痢がありました。学校で自分を撃ったなんて信じられない。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hey mom, the teacher lets me go to the bathroom, so if you're going to pick me up, I've had diarrhea in my pants. I can't believe I shot myself at school.

INTO JAPANESE

ねえお母さん、先生は私をトイレに行かせますので、あなたが私を迎えに来るつもりなら、私はズボンに下痢をしました。学校で自分を撃ったなんて信じられない。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hey Mom, the teacher lets me go to the bathroom, so if you're going to pick me up, I've had diarrhea in my pants. I can't believe I shot myself at school.

INTO JAPANESE

ねえお母さん、先生は私をトイレに行かせますので、あなたが私を迎えに来るつもりなら、私はズボンに下痢をしました。学校で自分を撃ったなんて信じられない。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hey Mom, the teacher lets me go to the bathroom, so if you're going to pick me up, I've had diarrhea in my pants. I can't believe I shot myself at school.