YOU SAID:
Hey man wanna see my new car. It's pretty lit. Its a safety hazard. Death is near.
INTO JAPANESE
ちょっと男は、私の新しい車を参照してください。それがかなり点灯します。その安全上の問題。死が近くにあります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey man, please see my new car. It's the pretty lights. On the safety problems. Close to death.
INTO JAPANESE
ねえ、私の新しい車を見てください。それはかなりの光です。安全上の問題死に近い。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey, please look at my new car. That's quite a light. Safety problems close to death.
INTO JAPANESE
ねえ、してください私の新しい車を見てください。かなりの光であります。死に近い安全性の問題。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey, please look at my new car. In light of the considerable. The problem of safety close to death.
INTO JAPANESE
ねえ、私の新しい車を見てください。かなりの光の中で。死に近い安全の問題。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey, look at my new car. In the light of the considerable. Close to death safety issues.
INTO JAPANESE
ほら、私の新しい車。照らしてかなり。死の安全性の問題に近い。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Here is my key.
INTO JAPANESE
ほら、私の鍵。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Here is my key.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.