YOU SAID:

Hey man, look at my new dog. Oh yeah, that's pretty coo- Aww! There's no dog there! OOOOOOOOOHHH! AWWWWWWWW! OOOAAOAOAOAOAOAOAOOAOAO!

INTO JAPANESE

こんにちは、私の新しい犬を見てください。ああ、それはかなりクールです - Aww！犬がいない！ OOOOOOOOOHHH！ AWWWWWWWW！ OOOAAOAOAOAOAOAOAOOAOAO！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hello, please look at my new dog. Oh, that's pretty cool - Aww! There is no dog! OOOOOOOOHOHH! AWWWWWWWW! OOOAAOAOAOAOAOAOAOOAOAO!

INTO JAPANESE

こんにちは、私の新しい犬を見てください。ああ、それはすごくかっこいいです - おやおやー！犬はいない！ OOOOOOOOHOHH！ AWWWWWWWW！ OOOAAOAOAOAOAOAOAOOAOAO！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hello, please look at my new dog. Oh, that's really cool - oh my goodness! There is no dog! OOOOOOOHOHH! AWWWWWWWW! OOOAAOAOAOAOAOAOAOOAOAO!

INTO JAPANESE

こんにちは、私の新しい犬を見てください。ああ、それはすごくかっこいい - ああ私の良さ！犬はいない！おおー！ AWWWWWWWW！ OOOAAOAOAOAOAOAOAOOAOAO！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hello, please look at my new dog. Oh, it's so cool - Oh my goodness! There is no dog! Oh! AWWWWWWWW! OOOAAOAOAOAOAOAOAOOAOAO!

INTO JAPANESE

こんにちは、私の新しい犬を見てください。ああ、それはとてもクールだ - ああ私の良さ！犬はいない！ああ！ AWWWWWWWW！ OOOAAOAOAOAOAOAOAOOAOAO！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hello, please look at my new dog. Oh, it's so cool - Oh my goodness! There is no dog! Oh! AWWWWWWWW! OOOAAOAOAOAOAOAOAOOAOAO!