YOU SAID:
Hey man, I am very epic, please say I am cool.
INTO JAPANESE
やあ、私はとても叙事詩です、私はかっこいいと言ってください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi, I'm very epic, say I'm cool.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私はとても叙事詩です、私はかっこいいと言います。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi, I'm very epic, I say cool.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私はとても叙事詩です、私はクールだと言います。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi, I'm very epic, I say cool.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.