YOU SAID:
hey man hey dude what's going on man?
INTO JAPANESE
ねえ男ねえ男何が起こっているの?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey guy Hey guy what's going on?
INTO JAPANESE
やあやあやあやあ何が起こっているの?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi hey hey what's going on?
INTO JAPANESE
おっと 何事?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey! Hey! What's going on?
INTO JAPANESE
おっと 何事?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey! Hey! What's going on?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.