YOU SAID:
Hey look i'm a wacky gamer with wacky adventures oh no my wife got a miscarriage
INTO JAPANESE
ちょっと見て私は、奇抜な奇抜な冒険とゲーマー オハイオ州ない私の妻を得た流産
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey look, I am miscarriage wacky wacky adventure got gamers Oh no my wife
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