YOU SAID:

Hey look, buddy, I'm an Engineer. That means I solve problems. Not problems like "What is beauty?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems. Fr'instance... ...How am I going to stop some big mean mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind? The answer... ...use a gun. And if that don't work.... ...use more gun. My arm! Like this heavy caliber, tripod-mounted, little ol' number designed by me... ...Built by me... ...and you'd best hope... not pointed at you.

INTO JAPANESE

ねえ、仲間を見て、私はエンジニアです。それは私が問題を解決することを意味します。ではないそれは哲学のあなたの難問の範囲内に入るであろうので、 "美しさは何ですか？」のような問題。私は現実的な問題を解決します。 Fr'instance ... ...どのように私は背後にある新しい構造的に余分な私を引き裂くからいくつかの大きな平均マザーハバードを停止するつもり？答え... ...