YOU SAID:
Hey laser lips! Your momma was a snowblower!
INTO JAPANESE
お前が洟垂れ小僧だった頃から 俺と友達だった
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He and I were friends when your momma was still wiping your nose!
INTO JAPANESE
お前が洟垂れ小僧だった頃から 俺と友達だった
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He and I were friends when your momma was still wiping your nose!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.