YOU SAID:
Hey josh, do you like me?
INTO JAPANESE
ちょっとジョシュ、私好きですか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey Josh, I like?
INTO JAPANESE
ジョシュ、私は好きですか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Josh, I like?
INTO JAPANESE
ジョシュ、私は好きですか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Josh, I like?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.