YOU SAID:
Hey! I respect creaky old stuff, but poke me again, and I'll crack your antique shell, Egg-gramps.
INTO JAPANESE
おい!私はきしむような古いものを尊敬しますが、もう一度私を突くと、あなたの骨董品の殻を割ってしまいます、卵おじいちゃん。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey! I respect squeaky old things, but poke me again and I'll crack the shell of your antique, Egg Grandpa.
INTO JAPANESE
おい!私はきしむような古いものを尊敬しますが、もう一度私を突くと、あなたの骨董品の殻を割ってしまいます、卵おじいちゃん。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey! I respect squeaky old things, but poke me again and I'll crack the shell of your antique, Egg Grandpa.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.