YOU SAID:
Hey I put mayo in my pants!
INTO JAPANESE
ねえ、私は私のズボンにマヨを入れました!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey, I put a mayo in my pants!
INTO JAPANESE
ねえ、私は私のズボンにマヨを入れました!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey, I put a mayo in my pants!
Come on, you can do better than that.