YOU SAID:

Hey, I'm a real dude with real problems. I eat with a sock on my head sometimes.

INTO JAPANESE

ねえ、私は本当の問題を持つ本当の男だ。時々靴下を頭につけて食べる。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hey, I'm a real man with real problems. I sometimes wear socks on my head.

INTO JAPANESE

ねえ、私は本当の問題を持つ本当の男だ。私は時々頭に靴下を履きます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hey, I'm a real man with real problems. I sometimes wear socks on my head.