YOU SAID:

Hey howdy, hey. I appear to be on fire.

INTO JAPANESE

こんにちは、こんにちは。燃えているようです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hello Hello. It seems to be burning.

INTO JAPANESE

やあやあ。燃えているようです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hey Hey. It seems to be burning.

INTO JAPANESE

ねえねえ。燃えているようです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hey Hey. It seems to be burning.