YOU SAID:
hey how are you? you smell like a wet dog.
INTO JAPANESE
元気かい?あなたは濡れた犬のようなにおいがします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
how are you? You smell like a wet dog.
INTO JAPANESE
元気ですか?あなたは濡れた犬のようなにおいがします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
how are you? You smell like a wet dog.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.