YOU SAID:
Hey how are you me good? too oh do you hear about *name* and *name* having kids
INTO JAPANESE
やあ、調子はどう?ああ、*name* と *name* に子供がいるということを聞いていますか
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey, how are you doing? Oh, did you hear that *name* and *name* have a child?
INTO JAPANESE
やあ、調子はどうですか?ああ、*name* と *name* に子供がいると聞きましたか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey, how are you doing? Oh, did you hear that *name* and *name* have a child?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.