YOU SAID:
Hey, how are you doing today I'm the coochie man.
INTO JAPANESE
ねえ、今日は元気ですか私はクーチーマンです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey, how are you today? I'm Coochieman.
INTO JAPANESE
やぁ、こんにちは?私はクーチーマンです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi, hello? I'm Coochieman
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちはこんにちは?私はクーチーマンです
it is unlikely that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium