YOU SAID:
hey ho, you’re a hoe!
INTO JAPANESE
やあ、あなたはくわだ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi you are a hoe!
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちはあなたはくわです!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello you are Kuwa!
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、桑です!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, this is Morus alba!
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、クワです!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, this is Morus alba!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.