YOU SAID:
hey hey shawty what it do
INTO JAPANESE
やあやあショーティー
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi, shorty
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、背の低い人
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi, short person
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、短い人
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi, short person
That didn't even make that much sense in English.