YOU SAID:
hey hey im a potato how about you??
INTO JAPANESE
おいおい、じゃがいもじゃない?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey, isn't it potato?
INTO JAPANESE
おい、じゃがいもじゃない?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey, potatoes?
INTO JAPANESE
ねえ、ジャガイモ?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey potato?
INTO JAPANESE
じゃがいも?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Potato
INTO JAPANESE
ポテト
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Potato
That didn't even make that much sense in English.