YOU SAID:
hey hey! hello there! what’s up with you today?
INTO JAPANESE
おいおい!こんにちは!今日はどうしたの?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
little by little! Hello! how was your day
INTO JAPANESE
少しずつ!こんにちは!あなたの一日はどうでした?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
little by little! Hello! how was your day
That didn't even make that much sense in English.