YOU SAID:
HEY HEY FRIEND HOW ARE YOU DOING
INTO JAPANESE
ヘイヘイフレンド、調子はどうですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey hey friend, how are you doing?
INTO JAPANESE
やあ、友人、調子はどうですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi friend, how are you?
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは。元気?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello. well?
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは。良い?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello. good?
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは。良い?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello. good?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.