YOU SAID:
hey guys, what's up, Sam here
INTO JAPANESE
やあみんな、元気かい?サムだよ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey everyone, how are you? It's Sam.
INTO JAPANESE
みなさん、お元気ですか?サムです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello everyone, this is Sam.
INTO JAPANESE
みなさんこんにちは。サムです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello everyone, this is Sam.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.