YOU SAID:
hey guys today im gonna show ya wut on me iphone 8
INTO JAPANESE
ねえ、今日、私はあなたに私の上にwutを表示するつもりです。iphone 8
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey, today I was going to show you on top of me wut. iPhone 8
INTO JAPANESE
ねえ、今日するつもりだった wut が私の上に表示します。iPhone 8
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey, wut was going to today displays on top of me. iPhone 8
INTO JAPANESE
ねえ、wut は今日を私の上に表示するつもりだった。iPhone 8
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey wut was going to be on my show today. iPhone 8
INTO JAPANESE
ちょっと wut は今日私のショーにするつもりだった。iPhone 8
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey wut was going to be on my show today. iPhone 8
That didn't even make that much sense in English.