YOU SAID:
Hey guys, Quandale Dingle here. I have been arrested for multiple crimes including declaring war on Italy, battery on a police officer, and public indecency. I will be escaping prison on March 28th.
INTO JAPANESE
やあみんな、ここにクアンデールディングル。私はイタリアへの宣戦布告、警察官への砲撃、公の猥褻など、複数の犯罪で逮捕されました。私は3月28日に刑務所から脱出します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey guys, Quandale Dingle here. I was arrested for multiple crimes, including declaring war on Italy, shelling police officers, and public indecency. I will escape from prison on March 28.
INTO JAPANESE
やあみんな、ここにクアンデールディングル。私はイタリアへの宣戦布告、警察官への砲撃、公の猥褻など、複数の犯罪で逮捕されました。私は3月28日に刑務所から脱出します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey guys, Quandale Dingle here. I was arrested for multiple crimes, including declaring war on Italy, shelling police officers, and public indecency. I will escape from prison on March 28.
Come on, you can do better than that.
