YOU SAID:

hey guys its me pyrocynical today i am going to bully 50 children with my toy gun at a local dog park

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やあみんな今日私は火のように私は地元のドッグパークで私のおもちゃの銃で50人の子供をいじめるつもりです

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Hey guys today i like fire i'm going to tease 50 kids with my toy gun in a local dog park

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やあみんな今日は火が好きなんだ

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Hey guys love fire today

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やあみんな今日は火が大好き

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Hey guys today loves fire

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やあみんな今日は火が大好き

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Hey guys today loves fire