YOU SAID:
Hey, guys, it's me! The cake person!
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、みんな、私です!ケーキ人!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, everyone, my! Cake people!
INTO JAPANESE
みなさん、こんにちは。ケーキ人!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello everyone. Cake people!
INTO JAPANESE
みなさん、こんにちは。ケーキ人!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello everyone. Cake people!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.