YOU SAID:
Hey guys I’ll kiss my teacher if I get 2 upvotes!
INTO JAPANESE
やあみんな、私が2つの賛成票をもらったら先生にキスをするよ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi everyone, I'll kiss my teacher if I get two votes!
INTO JAPANESE
皆さん、こんにちは。2票獲得したら先生にキスします!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello everyone. Kiss your teacher if you get 2 votes!
INTO JAPANESE
みなさん、こんにちは。 2票を獲得したら先生にキスしてください!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello everyone. Kiss your teacher when you get 2 votes!
INTO JAPANESE
みなさん、こんにちは。 2票を得たら先生にキスしてください!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello everyone. Kiss the teacher after you get 2 votes!
INTO JAPANESE
みなさん、こんにちは。 2票を得た後、先生にキスしてください!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello everyone. After getting 2 votes, kiss the teacher!
INTO JAPANESE
みなさん、こんにちは。 2票を得た後、先生にキスしてください!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello everyone. After getting 2 votes, kiss the teacher!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.