YOU SAID:

Hey guys! Have you seen the kidnapped children in my basement? Its like totally rad my dude. Also your mom.

INTO JAPANESE

やあみんな！私の地下室で誘拐された子供を見たことがありますか？それはまるで私の男を襲ったようなものです。お母さんも。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hey, guys! Have you ever seen a kidnapped child in my basement? It's like hitting my man. Mom too.

INTO JAPANESE

やあ、みんな！私の地下室で誘拐された子供を見たことがありますか？それは私の男を打つようなものです。お母さんも。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hey, guys! Have you ever seen a kidnapped child in my basement? It's like hitting my man. Mom too.