YOU SAID:
hey dude put on some trousers everyone sees that cake
INTO JAPANESE
おい、ズボンを履いて、みんながあのケーキを見ているよ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey put your pants on, they're all looking at that cake
INTO JAPANESE
ねえ、パンツを履いて、みんながあのケーキを見ているよ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey put your pants on, they're all looking at that cake
That didn't even make that much sense in English.