YOU SAID:
Hey Chris there's a tard on wheels across the street!
INTO JAPANESE
おい、クリス、通りの向こう側に自転車に乗った若者がいるよ！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey Chris, there's a young man on a bicycle across the street!
INTO JAPANESE
おい、クリス、自転車に乗って通りの向こう側に若い男がいるよ！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey Chris, there's a young man across the street on a bike!
INTO JAPANESE
おい、クリス、通りの向こうに自転車に乗った若者がいるよ！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey Chris, there's a young man on a bicycle across the street!
INTO JAPANESE
おい、クリス、自転車に乗って通りの向こう側に若い男がいるよ！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey Chris, there's a young man across the street on a bike!
INTO JAPANESE
おい、クリス、通りの向こうに自転車に乗った若者がいるよ！
it is unlikely that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium
