YOU SAID:

Hey buddy, i heard that your cat has been crapping all over my lawn, i really really think you treat your cat really bad and plus he smells like a gorilla. And also your cat is attracting Mr. Bean towards my house and he is crashing his car into me while smelling beans.

INTO JAPANESE

ねえ、あなたの猫が私の芝生の上でひっかき傷を負っているって聞いたわ。また、あなたの猫はミスター ビーンを私の家に引き寄せており、豆のにおいを嗅ぎながら彼の車を私に衝突させています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hey, I heard your cat was scratched on my lawn. Also, your cat is pulling Mr. Bean into my house, sniffing beans and crashing his car into me.

INTO JAPANESE

ねえ、あなたの猫が私の芝生で引っ掻かれたと聞きました。また、あなたの猫は、Mr.ビーンを私の家に引きずり込み、豆のにおいを嗅ぎ、彼の車を私に衝突させています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hey, I heard your cat was scratched on my lawn. Also, your cat is dragging Mr. Bean into my house, sniffing beans and crashing his car into me.

INTO JAPANESE

ねえ、あなたの猫が私の芝生で引っ掻かれたと聞きました。また、あなたの猫は Mr. Bean を私の家に引きずり込み、豆のにおいを嗅ぎ、彼の車を私に衝突させています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hey, I heard your cat was scratched on my lawn. Also, your cat is dragging Mr. Bean into my house, sniffing beans and crashing his car into me.