YOU SAID:
Hey bro calm down it's all right you need to have a good juicy pickle.
INTO JAPANESE
ちょっと落ち着いて、おいしいピックルが必要です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey calm down a delicious Pickle is required.
INTO JAPANESE
ちょっと落ち着いておいしいピクルスが必要です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sit, delicious pickles is required.
INTO JAPANESE
座って、美味しい漬物が必要です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sit, delicious pickles is required.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.