YOU SAID:
hey boss, i have the cancer please
INTO JAPANESE
ちょっと上司、私は癌を持ってください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey boss, I should have cancer.
INTO JAPANESE
ちょっと上司、私はずがんです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey boss, I have cancer.
INTO JAPANESE
ねえ上司、私は癌があります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey boss, I have cancer.
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