YOU SAID:

Hey, Bob's not here right now, but if he was I'm sure he'd be reminding you...

INTO JAPANESE

ねえ、ボブはここにいませんが、もし彼がいたら私は彼があなたを思い出させると確信しています...

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I'm sure you I remind him Hey, Bob is not here, but if he were.

INTO JAPANESE

私は確信する彼においを思い出させる、ボブは、彼が、ここでは、ないです。

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I sure dude to remind him, Bob, he is here, and is not.

INTO JAPANESE

私は確かに彼に思い出させるために、ボブ、彼はここにおり、そうではありません。

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I will certainly remind him to Bob, he has here, it's not.

INTO JAPANESE

私は確かにボブに彼に思い出させる彼はここで、それはないです。

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I will certainly remind Bob on him where he is, it is not.

INTO JAPANESE

私は確かにボブを思い出させるために彼はここで彼は、それはありません。

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I will certainly remind the Bob he he's not here.

INTO JAPANESE

私は確かにボブを思い出させる彼彼はここではないです。

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I certainly remind Bob He he is not here.

INTO JAPANESE

ここにはいない

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He ain't here.

INTO JAPANESE

いない

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- (siren blaring)

INTO JAPANESE

いない

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- (siren blaring)