YOU SAID:
hey, baby. How you doin?
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、ベイビー。元気かい?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, baby. how are you?
INTO JAPANESE
もしもし? 元気?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, how are you?
INTO JAPANESE
もしもし? 元気?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, how are you?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.