YOU SAID:
Hey babe bring me a condom a a lavish thingy
INTO JAPANESE
ちょっとベイビーは、私にコンドームをもたらす贅沢なもの
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey baby, luxurious things that brings condoms to me
INTO JAPANESE
ちょっと赤ちゃん、私にコンドームをもたらす贅沢なもの
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