YOU SAID:

Hey, are you guys talking about Quagmire? He never showed this morning, and today's the day we usually go apple picking.

INTO JAPANESE

クワグミアの話をしてるのか？彼は今朝は現れなかった今日はいつもリンゴ摘みに行く日だ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Are you talking about quagmires? He didn't show up this morning. It's always apple picking day.

INTO JAPANESE

クワグマのことか？彼は今朝現れなかった。いつもりんご摘みの日だ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

You mean the bear? He didn't show up this morning. It's always apple picking day.

INTO JAPANESE

クマのことか？彼は今朝現れなかった。いつもりんご摘みの日だ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

You mean the bear? He didn't show up this morning. It's always apple picking day.