YOU SAID:
hewwo, uwu. I just happened to notice your bulge.
INTO JAPANESE
うわー、うーん。たまたまあなたの膨らみに気づいた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Wow, hmm. I happened to notice your swelling.
INTO JAPANESE
うわー、うーん。私はたまたまあなたの腫れに気づいた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Wow, hmm. I happened to notice your swelling.
You love that! Don't you?