YOU SAID:
hewwo how awe you doing today. I wike biwds.
INTO JAPANESE
今日はおおおおおおおおおおおおお私は奇跡を起こします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Today, oh, oh, oh, oh, I do miracles.
INTO JAPANESE
今日、ああ、ああ、ああ、ああ、私は奇跡をします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Today, oh, oh, oh, oh, I do miracles.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.