YOU SAID:

here's the thing i can't do anything right, try as i absolutely totally might

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これが私が正しく何もできないことです、私が絶対に完全にそうするかもしれないように試みてください

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This is what I can't do right, try as I might absolutely do so

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これは私が正しくできないことです、絶対にそうするかもしれないので試してください

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This is something I can't do right, try it as it might definitely do

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これは私が正しく行うことができないことです、それが間違いなくするかもしれないのでそれを試してください

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This is something I can't do right, try it as it may definitely do

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これは私が正しく行うことができないことです、それが間違いなくするかもしれないのでそれを試してください

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This is something I can't do right, try it as it may definitely do