YOU SAID:
Here lies the body of my ex
INTO JAPANESE
ここに私の元の体があります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Here is my original body
INTO JAPANESE
これが私の元の体です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
This is my original body
INTO JAPANESE
これは私の元の体です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
This is my original body
Come on, you can do better than that.