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Here lies a cat he hates it when his cucumber water gets warm because it tastes like a salt lamp that kills deer

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ここで鹿を殺す岩塩ランプのような味がするので、彼のキュウリの水が熱くとき、彼はそれを嫌う猫はあります。

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His cucumber water when hot because it tastes like rock salt lamps kill deer here, his cats hate it.

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彼のキュウリの水は殺す鹿ここ岩塩ランプのような味がするので熱いとき、彼の猫はそれを嫌います。

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His cucumber water deer kills here salt lamp taste so hot when his cat will hate it.

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彼の猫はそれを憎むとき、彼キュウリ水鹿殺すここ塩ランプ味とても暑いです。

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His cat hates it when his cucumber water deer kills here salt lamp taste so hot.

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彼の猫は、彼キュウリ水鹿殺すここ塩ランプ味暑いときにそれを嫌っています。

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His pet cat, he hated it when it's cucumber water deer kills here salt lamp taste hot.

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彼のペット猫、彼はそれを嫌ってキュウリ水鹿殺すだとここで塩ランプ味ホット。

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Cucumber water deer kill his pet cat, he hated it, and here is a salt lamp taste hot.