YOU SAID:
Here in Soviet Russia food has no you.
INTO JAPANESE
ここでソビエト ロシアで食品がないこと。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
No food here in Soviet Russia;
INTO JAPANESE
食料もないソビエト ・ ロシアで
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In the food and not Soviet Russia
INTO JAPANESE
食品、ないソビエト ロシア
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Food, not Soviet Russia
INTO JAPANESE
食品、ないソビエト ロシア
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Food, not Soviet Russia
That didn't even make that much sense in English.