YOU SAID:
"Here's a word and/or sentence snippet with absolutely zero context, give us the right translation back."
INTO JAPANESE
「ここ絶対ゼロのコンテキストで単語や文の抜粋です私たちに戻って正しい翻訳を与える」
BACK INTO ENGLISH
See here absolutely zero context is an excerpt of the word or sentence back to us and give the correct translation.
Come on, you can do better than that.