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Here’s a Punpedia entry all about bear puns, and as it turns out there are a lot of them! Our list of bear puns is composed of 3 main categories. Firstly, there are a tonne of bear puns based purely around the word “bear” (bearings, barbearian, bearly, …). Then there are those based around species of bears like the polar bear and grizzly bear, and also around pseudo-bears like the koala bear. And finally, there are a few puns based around bear-related topics like paws, hibernation and claws. If you’re looking for bear puns in images (memes, visual puns, jokes), then you’ll want to scroll towards the bottom of the page – there’s a section for those. There’s also a section for bear-related words to help you come up with your own bear puns. As usual, if you have a bear pun that we don’t, we’d love for you to share it with us! There’s a comments section at the bottom of the page. Bear Puns List Here’s our ever-growing list of bear puns! Note that each item may represent either either a simple word-swap (e.g. Bare → Bear) or it may be a general rule from which multiple puns can be made. In the case of general rules, the asterisks sign (*) represents one or more letters. If you’ve got a bear pun that we don’t, please share it with us in the comments! Without further ado, here’s the list of bear puns: Bear: The term “bear” itself has many different meanings other than the one which refers to the animal. These can all be used for puns: “Bear with me.” and “I can’t bear this anymore.” and “I will bear the responsibility for this.” and “Child-bearing.” and “Will you bear this luggage across the river for me?” and “Does this tree bear fruit?” Bearings: “Just let me get my bearings.” Bearer: “I hate to be the bearer of bad news.” Barbarian → Barbearian: “He thinks he’s Conan the Barbearian.” Barbaric → Barbearic: “Their behaviour is barbearic.” Bare → Bear: “The landscape is bear.” Barefoot → Bearfoot: “We’ll have to walk bearfoot.” Barefaced → Bearfaced: “A bearfaced lie.” Barely → Bearly: “I can bearly stand another of your puns.” Baritone → Bearitone: “We’ll need another bearitone for the chorus.” Barium → Bearium: “Bearium is a chemical element.” Baron → Bearon: “The bearon will see you now.” Baroness → Bearoness: “The bearoness controls most of this territory.” Barricade → Bearicade: “We’ll need to bearicade these doors.” Barrier → Bearier: “This industry has a high bearier-to-entry.” Barrister → Bearister: “They’ve hired very good bearisters.” Bearable: “The music is the only thing that makes this party bearable.” Bearings: “The axle needs new bearings.” Burial → Bearial: “This is an ancient bearial site.” Buried → Bearied: “We bearied the chest on the beach,” Bury → Beary: “She was bearied in thought.” Cadbury → Cadbeary: “Cadbeary should bring out a dairy-free line.” Childbearing: “This grizzly is of childbearing age.” Embarrass → Embearass: “Oh, I’m so embearassed!” Embarrassment → Embearassment: “This evening has been a complete embearassment.” Embarrassing → Embearassing: “Oh, how embearassing!” Forbearance: “He’s very annoying. It will require patient forbearance.” Forebears: “Generations of our forebears have lived in this forest.” Gooseberry → Goosebeary: “Ripe yellow goosebearies.” Also works for mulbeary, rasbeary, strawbeary, cranbeary, blackbeary, etc. Berries → Bearies: “Mmm, these bearies are so sweet!” Threadbare → Threadbear: “She was wearing a tattered, threadbear overcoat.” Unbearable: “These puns are almost unbearable.” Unbearably: “He was unbearably patronising.” Wheelbarrow → Wheelbearow: “A wheelbearow would make this job a lot easier.” Grizzly: “Oh, don’t get all grizzly with me!” and “Things are about to get grizzly.” Quality → Koalaty: “I need some koalaty time with my family.” Qualifications → Koalafications: “Are you sure you have the koalafications?” Qualify → Koalafy: “I’ve got through the koalafying rounds.” Qualitative → Koalatative: “My thesis mainly involves koalatative research.” Qualia → Koalia: “Koalia is still a controversial issue in philosophy.” Disqualification → Diskoalafication: “Cheating will result in diskoalafication.” Disqualified → Diskoalafied: “I was diskoalafied in the third round.” Equality → Ekoalaty: “Gender ekoalaty is an important issue in the world.” Overqualified → Overkoalafied: “I’m overkoalafied for this job.” Underqualified → Underkoalafied: “Before getting my degree I was underkoalafied for my chosen career.” Squalid → Skoalad: “A skoalad, overcrowded prison.” Brewin’ → Bruin: “I’m bruin some tea, do you want some?” Ruin → Bruin: “Well, Christmas is bruined.” Polar: “Yeah, we’re polar opposites but we get along so well.” Hibernation: “The whole town basically hibernates over winter.” Honey: “Honey, your puns are tearing this relationship apart.” Solitary: “I live a fairly solitary existence.” Kid/Child → Cub: “Oh c’mon you’re acting like a cub.” Very → Beary: “I saw it with my beary own eyes.” For → Fur: “Fur the love of god!” Pander → Panda: “The newspapers are pandaing to people’s baser instincts.” Pandemonium → Pandamonium: “The small argument ended in utter pandamonium.” Pandemic → Panda-emic: “This unassuming disease has caused a panda-emic.” Expendable → Ex-panda-ble: “It just feels like you think I’m ex-panda-ble.” Poor → Paw: “Oh you paw thing.” Positively → Pawsitively: “Processed and red meats have been pawsitively linked to several common cancers.” Position → Pawsition: “I’m not in a pawsition to comment on that.” Possible → Pawssible: “That’s simply not pawssible!” Possibility → Pawsibility: “Is there a slight pawsibility?” Possession → Pawsession: “Charged for pawsession of narcotics.” Pose → Paws: “Strike a paws!”

INTO JAPANESE

ここでは、クマの駄洒落についてすべての Punpedia エントリとそれそこがそれらの多く!クマ駄洒落の私達のリストは、3 つのカテゴリーで構成されます。まず第一に、単語「クマ」のまわりで全く基づくクマ駄洒落のトンがある (ベアリング、barbearian、ベアーリー、...)。種のクマの周りそれらのベースは、ホッキョクグマやグリズリーのよう

BACK INTO ENGLISH

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