YOU SAID:
Her testicles are blue because the sun rose on the whale
INTO JAPANESE
日差しがクジラに上がったので彼女の睾丸は青い
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Her testicles are blue because the sun rose to the whale
INTO JAPANESE
太陽がクジラに上がったので彼女の睾丸は青い
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Her testicles are blue because the sun has risen to a whale
INTO JAPANESE
太陽がクジラに昇ったので彼女の睾丸は青い
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Her testicles are blue because the sun has risen to a whale
That didn't even make that much sense in English.