YOU SAID:
help yourself bro, why do I care
INTO JAPANESE
自分を助けてください、なぜ私は気にしますか
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please help me, why do i care
INTO JAPANESE
私を助けてください、なぜ私は気にしますか
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please help me, why do i care
That didn't even make that much sense in English.